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« Reply #45 on: July 20, 2008, 09:19:06 AM » |
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And the climax was ...my co principal almost burned all the appointments of her teachers when she found out that one of their Junior student is one of the teacher endorsed by their mayor. Before the teachers will be approved, my co principal complained, her school will lost all her students especially if they discover that one of the teachers hired is their classmate. This is the latest issue in Lanao! Paramihan ng endorsement, hindi achievements! Ang galing talaga!
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« Reply #46 on: July 20, 2008, 11:19:22 PM » |
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Therefore, ranaw is not only been backwarding eversince, but sinking down all the way. so annoyin'!!!
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« Reply #47 on: July 25, 2008, 12:57:02 PM » |
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BIBLE
A little boy opened the big family bible. He was fascinated as he fingered
through the old pages.
Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked up the object and
looked at it. What he saw was an old leaf that had been pressed in
between the pages "Mama, look what I found," the boy called out. ; ;
"What have you got there, dear?"
With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered, "I think it's
Adam's underwear."
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« Reply #48 on: July 25, 2008, 01:00:12 PM » |
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Tech joke
A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.
Tech support: hello Good morning, technical support department at your service, How may I help you?
Customer: sure
Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem Ma'm?
Customer: well, I have a problem with my PC and printer since this morning, I ca't print sir!
Tech support: Are you running it under windows?
Customer: "No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point.
The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is working fine."
Huhuhu...
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« Reply #49 on: July 26, 2008, 07:22:17 AM » |
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Tech joke #2
Tech support: "Okay Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time.
That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter "P"
to bring up the Program Manager"
Customer: I don't have a P.
Tech support: On your keyboard, Bob. Customer: What do you mean?
Tech support: "P".....on your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!
Oh Bob come' on
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« Reply #50 on: July 27, 2008, 08:04:48 AM » |
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OPINIONS
On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a note from
his mother.
The note read, "The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily
those of his parents."
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« Reply #51 on: October 08, 2008, 05:16:42 AM » |
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tnx tisoy I really enjoyed your jokes hehehehe
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